we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
