I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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