Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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