But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
worst night to have a conscience
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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