why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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