If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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