Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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