He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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