Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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