remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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