At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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