Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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