That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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