all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My life is pants optional.
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