it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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