The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
this will be a night to untag.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I want to fling myself into the sun
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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