the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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