I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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