Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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