apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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