Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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