Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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