happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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