I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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