I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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