id be glad to
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Randomize
