Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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