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Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he shaved USA in his pubs
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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