I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
