How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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