my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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