watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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