Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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