Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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