is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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