i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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