He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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