will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
This is classic penis vs brain.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going