I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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