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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.

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  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there

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  You know how to spell recollection?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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• (845): View more from New York

  You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.

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• (408): View more from California

  You make shower sex sound like waterboarding

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"

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• (716): View more from New York

  Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.

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• (315): View more from New York

  It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios

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