used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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