Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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