totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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