This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize