No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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