Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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