it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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