I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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