I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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