whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.