She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack