We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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