he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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