i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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