kristin has been a bad kristin
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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