I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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